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And by the way, this wedding we were attending was a great wedding. I just want to share with you the sequence of stream-of-consciousness texts that my husband's drunk buddy sent to him from the rooftop club at about 1:00 in the morning, after the two of us had retired for the night. Original grammar and spelling are preserved throughout. Please, if you will, imagine them being spoken in Michael Shannon's dramatic reading voice:
Holy shorthairs
Holy shot this us loud
Even more drinker
& louder
Even more drinker
I know where the red lights were coming from and I do not like it
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